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Humor

Conversation between Husband and Wife :

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in the dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn’t it rain on you?

WIFE:

Roses are red; Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you

xxxxxxxxxxx

A woman had 8 sons – all named John.

How did she call them?

“I call them by their surnames”

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3 responses to “Humor

  1. thurstanbassett

    27/11/2012 at 6:00 PM

    You and Dingo share the same sense of humour, (and other things, too!) obviously!

     
  2. thurstanbassett

    27/11/2012 at 6:00 PM

    Love your blog, by the way. (love India!)

     
    • AnilCm

      27/11/2012 at 9:57 PM

      Thank you so much for stopping by and loving my blog.

       

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